Post by asparagus3 on Apr 1, 2013 14:24:32 GMT -5
JR: Hello everyone. I am here Reno, Nevada with Jerry "the King" Lawler. Welcome to the first episode of GWV. JL: JR, back at my Hotel I seen this girl with the biggest puppies JR: King were on Pic Fed Festival. Now be quite our new GM Jim Cornette is in the ring. Now lets go to Cornette. 
Welcome to Global Wrestling Vanguard presented on Wrestling Figs Pic Fed Festival. You might ask why we are called Vanguard. Well, by dictionary Definition Vanguard means A group of people leading the way in new developments or ideas orA position at the forefront of new developments or ideas: "in the vanguard of technical development". and we are going to do this, because we have the best talent. Tonight we are crowning four champions. So Let me introduce the New tag champions............ The Road Warriors. 
Lets give a round of aplause for the best tag team ever. 
JL: We still have four more championships to crown aswell. jr: We will crown a new X division champion after this commercial break. www.helloloser.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/burger-king-retirement-gifs-9.gif 
JR: We are back for The -division title match. It is a 6 man battle Royal.
JR:King who do you think is going to win? 
JL:I know it wont be that nerd Vegan Bryan Danielson. So probably Bryan Pillman. 
JR:There is the bell. Lets get started. 
JL: Come on Sin Cara you can do it. 
JR: What a move by Evan Bourne. 
JR:What is Low-ki doing? 
JL: Dammit! Pillman is out! 
JR:Power Bomb off the second rope by Lowki to Yoshi. 
JR:Inverted Cross Body by Yoshi Tatsu. 
JL:Come on Eliminate him evan. 
JR: What a kick. 
JK: What a Hurricanrana by bourne. 
JR:Dont Be cocky. 
JR: WHAT A KICK BY LOW-KI! 
JR:Low-Ki just nailed him with a cartwheel kick. 
JL: YES!YES!YES! THAT NERD IS OUT! 
JR: Superkick to Low-ki. 
JR: Evan Bourne just won the X-Division Title. 
JL:Congratulation, now click togot part two. xplosion.freeforums.net/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=5