GWV X-Plosion! Episode 3!

Jim Ross: Hello everyone. Welcome to Global Wrestling Vanguard. I am "Good Ol' Jim Ross here broadcasted on Wrestling Figs Forums with my broadcast partner the "Million Dollar Man" Mr. Ted Dibiase. We are here in the redone Maple Leaf Gardens, the Mattamy Athletic Center in Toronto, ON.
"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase: Were still stuck here in Canada. This place is filled with maple syrup sucking, beaver loving, canuck's. I would buy this place and become the Billion Dollar Prime Minister if Canada wasn't full of Canadians. Oh Yeah Jim, I invested in some good stocks and now I am the Multi-Billion Dollar Man.

JR: Well congratulations Ted. Lets go to the ring were our Match Maker Jim Cornette. He has some giant news for all the fans.
M$M: Hey! Wait a minute it is Mr. Dibiase to you.
JR: Well alright Mr.Dibiase lets go to the ring with Jim Cornette.

Jim Cornette: Hello fans. How ya'll doing tonight in Toronto? I have some huge news for you guys tonight. GWV shows In two weeks Global Wrestling Vanguard episodes will now be known as GWV X-Plosion! Tonight is the Debut edition and the third Show for GWV. At GWV we have been trying to cut the fat of the company. By doing that me, the match maker of GWV and the GWV committee decided we will unify the X-Division Title and the Intercontinental Championship together to make the Global Wrestling Vanguard Pure Wrestling Championship. Speaking of championships, we have made the Undertaker a new GWV World Heavyweight Championship Belt that he will show off next week when he defends it against a mystery opponent.

JC: Next up for Big News Global Wrestling Vanguard will have its first IPPV after the next show. The IPPV will be only available on the WF Figs Forums. This IPPV will hold an 8 man tournament called "Rise to Glory" tournament. The winner will get a shot at Undertakers title at the IPPV after the First one.

JC: GWV first IPPV will be a two day event as well. GWV 1st IPPV will be called "Battle Of Hamilton"! It will be held in the legendary Copps Coliseum. The unification for the Pure championship will happen at "Battle of Hamilton"! Here is the poster.


JC: Thanks Everyone and have a nice night.
HOLD IT THERE JIMMY BOY!
JR: Who could that be?

JR: Oh great it is Harvey Wippleman, and his hitman Abdullah "the Butcher".

HW: Jimmy Boy didn't you see last week. My Butcher took out three of your big main event contenders. He should be in the main event in the "Battle of Hamilton" and take that brand spanking new shiny Title from Taker.

JC: No I don't he intervened in my main event and took out the Undertaker already disposed of your butcher.

HW: This is a mockery to this business Abdullah injured Matt Morgan and took out Christian and Edge.

HW: What is it going to take for Abdullah to get into that main event. For Christ Sake he is the Butcher He can take any challenger on!

HW: If you really love these half brained, idiots you will give Abdullah a shot at the GWV World Title. By the way The Maple Leaf's Suck! Yay Boston!

JC:Shut Up! You nincompoop. I got a great idea for the main event it is good for me and you. Since you took out Edge and Christian how about you do it again. Edge & Christian vs. Abdullah the Butcher. If you win you can go on to face Taker if you lose you can take your scared head, pajama paints and your idiot manager out of GWV. Goodnight folks.

HW: That is blasphemy!

JC: I thought you were confident in your animal. Whatever if you don't want to do it leave now!

HW:OK..We will take it..
JC: Whatever. Goodnight Toronto enjoy GWV Shockwave.

B$M: That is just another injustice that Canada has made in the world. I agree with Harvey about the Maple Leaf's which reminds me the Billion Dollar Man should invest on some American NHL teams.

JR: Well enough of that. What a great main event we have scheduled. Now lets hope Edge and Christian can put there differences aside and get these guys out of here. It looks like Harvey and Abdullah are having there differences in the ring.

JR: Oh My God! the lights are off people.
B$M: Why did Cornette forget to pay the light bill. Don't worry Jimmy I can cover it if you want.
(GONG Rings!)

ABDULLAH! I have beaten you before. Your cheap schemes and your manager will be crushed by the power of the UNDEAD! If you win tonight you and Harvey will....

REST IN PEACE!

JR:What big news we Jim Cornette has just said.
B$M: Yeah we get it Shockwave is the new show name, the making of the Pure title, the first IPPV were having and that we got a new World Title. We didn't need 15 minutes of our time wasted by Cornette. Lets go onto our first match.
JR: Well our first match is apparently is our last X-Division Title defense. This match is between the Champion Evan Bourne and the challenger from Mexico City, Mistico.

JR: Lets go to the back with "Captain" Lou Albano.

Captain Lou Albano: Hello everyone I am here with the X-Division Champion, Evan Bourne. Evan we just found out the crazy news from Jim Cornette that your X-Division Championship and "Macho Man" Randy Savage's Intercontinental Championship will be unified in a match at Global Wrestling Vanguard's first Internet Pay Per View to crown the GWV Pure Championship. Tonight you are facing Mistico in the last X-Division championship match before it is retired. There is a possibility that you might not get to even have a chance at being the Pure championship if Mistico defeats you for the X-Division title. What are your thoughts?

Evan Bourne: Well, Captain... I am 100% positive that I will beat Mistico and then I will go onto defeating Macho Man to become the first Pure champion.

CLA: Are you sad about the X-Division coming to an end? Also are you happy about the Pure division coming to fruition?

EB: I don't care either way! I am the one who is the star of both divisions. I am the division's. They should just call it the Bourne Championship. Ooh Yeah, Dig That!

CLA: Evan Bourne sounding very cocky. Lets go back to you Jim Ross and Ted Dibiase.

B$M: Bourne Championship that is great and by the way Albano it is Mr. Dibiase to you!
JR: Evan Bourne is usually a great nice young kid. I think the X-Division title might have gone to his head.















JR: What a great show of athleticism, making his way to the ring by Mistico.




B$M: You want to see athleticism come see Evan Bourne a true athlete.




B$M: Look at that he is amazing.

JR: Well they are both great athletes that is why they are hear in GWV.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: First, from Mexico City, Mexico the challenger Mistico!


B$M: Why the hell are they throwing Garbage at him?
JR: It is a sign of respect from the fans to the wrestlers to throw streamers at the wrestlers.

AAE: In this corner the current X-Division Champion! from St.Louis Missouri, Evan "Air" Bourne.


B$M: I think I would just save my money and just cheer. Look Bourne got more of course!

AAE: This match is for the X-Division Championship and will be the last defense of the X-Division Championship.

JR: As you heard it folks this is the last title match for the X-Division championship before it is unified with the Intercontinental Championship to make the Pure Championship. This is certainly is an end of an era in GWV.

B$M: Well when one door closes another opens. Just like the investment I made the Pure wrestling division is going to be twice as good as the original two divisions.

JR: I think everyone will enjoy it.


JR: The ref raises the Title and Bourne sticks his hand out for a handshake.

B$M: Come on kick him in the face Evan.

JR: That was great sign of sportsmanship and respect which defines the X-Division and the new Pure wrestling division. But you cant wrap you million dollar mind on that concept.

JR: Mistico raising his hand for a possible test of strength.

B$M: Hey! I am a man that has billions of dollars. Ok Jimmy.

JR: Lets just call the match Mr. Dibiase and keep finances and bank accounts out of the play by play.

B$M: Alright then. These to men lock hands in the test of , strength.

JR: Mistico powers Evan down to one knee.

B$M: I'll give it to Mistico, I wasn't expecting him to over power Evan Bourne.

JR: Bourne working his way up to one knee.

B$M: Bourne back to his feet. I have to admit I am really liking the new attitude of Mr. Evan Bourne.

JR: Giant monkey flip from Bourne onto Mistico.

B$M: Both men still are holding onto the test of strength.

..1..

JR: Bourne and Mistico get there shoulders up by bridging what a great sight to see.


B$M: Mistico flops onto Bourne and crushes him.


..1..

JR: 1 count on Bourne. Evan getting his shoulder up.

B$M: Both of these competitors getting on to there knee's.

JR: What a great feat of strength that these men shown by holding the test of strength for this long.

B$M: Great kick by Evan into the leg of Mistico.

B$M: I don't think Mistico can see through that mask. He is wrestling like he is blind.

JR: He is a great luchador, I think he can see. OOH! what a knee to the face of Mistico.

JR: What is Bourne setting up for right now?


B$M: That Mexican jumping bean slides through that hold.



JR: Giant Pele. Mr. Dibiase I think you should be more respectful to the talent.

B$M: Jim Ross respect is earned not given.


JR: Dropkick to the bridge of the current champions face.



B$M: There is another big kick to Bourne.

JR:Pinning predicament here.

..1..


..2..

JR: Bourne kicks out at 2!

B$M: there was literally half a second left before Bourne lifted his shoulder. Maybe Mistico is of more use than I thought before.


JR: Mistico signalling that he is going up. He is also grabbing Evan's arm.