Freedomania!

Jim Ross:Hello Everyone it is me "Good Ol" J.R here in the newly crowned arena the Mattamy Athletic Centre formerly known as the Maple Leaf Gardens with my new commentary partner, the "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase on the WFigs Forum Freedomania Joint Pay Per View.
Million$Man: Hello J.R. I know Millions of reasons how I am better than Jerry "The King" Lawler.
JR:We can both agree on that one. I am glad I have a competent commentary partner.

M$M: Well, J.R we have a match between two Canadians in Toronto, Ontario, Canada for the Canadian portion of "Freedomania".
JR:I guess the US are not the only free ones. Earlier today, Christian and Edge had a conversation in the back. Edge and Christian are best friends but it seems like there is some friction. This friction is caused because of that Four Way Fray match were Edge slapped Christian into the face and Christian then went to attacking Edge and getting more than a three count on Edge. Christian didn't win because of the referee helping out Ezekiel Jackson on the outside of the ring.
M$M: You can't have any friends in the wrestling industry. We caught on camera this interaction. Here it is.





Christian: What are you doing here?

Edge: I am here to make amends with my childhood friend. I am sorry man. I got you something and I was thinking maybe I could come down to the ring with you tonight since Kidd is coming down to the ring with Bret.

Edge: Here just take a look at it man. I hope we can still be friends.


Edge: Do you like it buddy?

Christian: I love it buddy and I am sorry as well. and by the way man I will be reeking of awesomeness with my fish line shirt and my buddy by my side.

M$M: How nice was that. I wonder which one is holding a knife to their best friends back.
JR: I don't know about that. What do you want me to call you?
M$M: You can call me Mr.Dibiase.

JR:Well ok Mr.Dibiase, lets go to our new interviewer Captain Lou Albano he is with Bret "Hitman" Hart and Tyson Kidd.

Captain Lou Albano: Hello Bret and Tyson. Tonight you have a big match against fellow Canadian Christian. Are you prepared to face him tonight?

Bret Hart: Christian is a worthy adversary. I am going to try to be the better man tonight.

Bret Hart: Just like Tyson my heart goes out to all the victims of the Calgary floods. I am dedicating my match to the victims of the Calgary flooding.

JR:Lets go to our new ring announcer Armando Estrada in the ring.

Armando Estrada: Introducing first the special guest referee of this contest. From Glascow Scotland, the only wrestler to have dual citizenship from Scotland and Canada, "Hot Rod" Rowdy Roddy Piper.


JR: Well there is the unannounced Special Guest Referee our friend Rowdy Roddy Piper.




M$M: He lives in Manitoba now.






AE: Coming to the ring with Edge, from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada "Captain Charisma" Christian.




JR: Edge bearing the Canadian flag.


JR: I am glad to see that these two friends made up. How do you feel Mr.Dibiase.



M$M: I still think that there is some unsolved issues between these two men.


Edge: Since Canada day just passed me and my two buddies are going to do a special......

CANADA DAY 5 SECOND POSE! So for the people with the benefit of those with Flash Photography prepare to watch the Canada Day 5 Second Pose.






M$M: 5 second pose I am speechless.


JR:What a nice sign of respect between these three Canadians.

M$M: I could buy Canada if I wanted to.

AE: Coming to the ring accompanied by Tyson Kidd from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Bret "Hitman" Hart.





JR: Bret Hart is the Excellence of Execution.



M$M: Then again Christian is Captain Charisma.




JR: This is going to be a spectacle.






JR: Edge giving Christian some advice.

M$M: Bret shaking Piper's hand.


M$M: Christian sticking out his grubby paw to shake Bret Harts nasty hands.

JR: Nice sign of respect between these two Canadians.

JR: Bret saying hold on a minute.

M$M: The reason I retired is because I didn't like getting close with these germ carriers.



JR: Its sounds like you are a scared of germs and Bret is going to give his glasses to a lucky fan.






M$M: Why would you take dirty used glasses when you just buy new ones.




JR: Some people can't afford them and it is a nice souvenir. It looks like Christian is going for the test of strength.



M$M: They lock up.


JR: Both men don't show weakness.

JR: Both men go into the ropes

M$M: Roddy breaks it up.



JR: Collar and Elbow tie up.

M$M: If I were Christian I would strike Bret and not try to out wrestle a ring technician.


JR: I think there is too much respect between these two men, so they do not strike each other. Bret gets a headlock on to Christian.


M$M: I just noticed that Edge is wearing a Christian shirt under his Rated R vest.




JR:Christian gets out of Harts headlock.




M$M: Bret pulling the rope down.




JR: Edge was just crushed unintentionally by Christian.

M$M: Yeah unintentionally.


JR: What you think he meant to go over the top rope and land on his best friend. He is checking on Edge.




JR: Diving Double Axe Handle by Bret Hart to Christian.

M$M: Pearl Harbor Job.



JR: Big right hand to by Bret.


M$M: Roddy Piper needs to get the match in order.
What a terrible ref.


JR: Well it seems like they are getting back into the ring.
I guess Piper is getting the match in order Mr.Dibiase.



M$M: Christian is back into the ring.



JR: What is Bret doing right now?


M$M: It looks like that hurt Christians Peeps.

JR: It looks like Bret might give this Toronto crowd what they want. What they want is a corner figure four.


M$M: It doesn't look like Bret is respecting Piper or Christian with that move.

Roddy Piper: 1.....2......3...Come On Bret Break it Up!...


JR: Hart broke the hold before Piper counted to 5.


M$M: It looks like the Excellence of Execution hurt Christian's knee.






JR: Certainly Mr.Dibiase. That elbow flattening Christian.




JR: It looks like Bret may be going for a piledriver or maybe a power bomb.



M$M: Christian just got out from that piledriver.



JR: Oooh... A hell of a spear. Ramming Bret right into the turnbuckles.







M$M: Big clothesline by Christian.

JR: What a stiff clothesline. Now Christian going up to the top rope.





JR: Huge dropkick from the top rope from Christian. That was impressive.


M$M: Captain Charisma is usually impressive. I think Edge might be more impressive though.


JR: It looks like Christian is going for his finisher the unprettier.




M$M: Bret slips out of the unprettier.



JR: Bret shooting at Christians previously injured knee.


M$M: That is why he is the excellence of execution.




M$M: Big back body drop by Bret. I have to say I am not impressed with Piper's officiating.
Come on a ref shouldn't wear a kilt or skirt whatever you call it.




JR: I have to disagree Mr.Dibiase. I think he has called it right down the middle.


JR: Bret going up for his elbow drop.


M$M: Certainly a big elbow.







M$M: I think Bret may go for his finisher the sharp shooter.

JR: Bret stomping Christians face.


JR: Hitman has got the sharpshooter locked in on Christian.


M$M: I don't know were Christian can go from here. The sharpshooter is a lethal submission move.


JR: Christian is almost touching the ropes.


JR: Bret dragging Christian into the center of the ring.




JR: Christian reluctantly tapping out.



M$M: Bret Hart was the better man in this match, but I was better man on the commentary team.


JR: Lets congratulate Bret Hart. Mr. Dibiase I think we shouldn't have a petty feud like Lawler and me had.




M$M: Christian sticking his hand out again.

JR: What a nice seen seeing two of these great Canadians shaking each other's hands at the end of the match.




JR: Both mens hands being raised in honor after this one.





JR: What did we just see! Edge just speared his best friend and Bret Hart.

M$M: I knew he was going to do that. What did I say.



JR: Just like Piper and Kidd I am shocked. Why would he do that?

JR: Well thats all the time we got on the GWV Freedomania portion. Happy 4th of July and Happy Canada.
M$M: Goodnight people.