Post by asparagus3 on Jun 2, 2013 14:48:40 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Hello I am Good Ol' JR here with my broadcast partner Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Jerry "The King" Lawler:Tonight we got a show for you people we have some good matches and we have to crown a number one contender for the World title. That should be Abdullah's title.
JR: First we have a Three Way Dance, One fall to a finish tag team title match between these three teams.
JL:Well lets go to our first match now.
Taz: The first tag team coming to the ring. From, Dudleyville New York.
Taz: Buh Buh Ray and Devon, The Dudley Boys!
Taz: From Long Island, New York.
Taz: Mankind!
JL: This guy is crazy. Why is he out here! we shouldn't allow him to wrestle!
Taz: And his partner...
Taz: From the Double Cross Ranch, In Amarillo, Texas...
JL: Great you guys got a crazier guy to be that nuts Mankinds partner!
Terry Funk: Well, Listen here boys. I am Old Aged and Crazy and here to beat you guys us!
JR: Funk is one of the craziest men ever. If he isn't one, he is two and Mankind is one.
Taz: Coming to the ring the GWV World Tag Team Champions...
Taz: from Chicago, Illinois....
Taz: Hawk and Animal, The Road Warriors!
JR: These two men have formed one of the greatest tag team ever.
JL: No! The Dudley Boys are the best tag team on this roster or any roster.
Funk: Me and Mick are winning and that is final.
JL: Is he still talking!
JL: This is my team. They are going to win.
JR: We are about to witness the first defense of the GWV World Tag Team championship.
JR: There goes the bell lets start this match.
JL: Hah. A double clothesline to that crap talker Funk.
JR: a big slap from Devon to Hawk. If I were Devon I wouldn't want to make Hawk angry.
JR: Roaring clothesline by Hawk to Devon.
JL: Come on Devon!
JR: A set of the legendary crazy punches by Terry Funk.
JR: Backdrop to Hawk.
JL: Get that cook Devon!
JR: Hard Spinebuster by Devon.
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JR: Hawk broke up the pin.
JL: Could we change the camera angle so I don't have to look at Mankind anymore.
JR: Could you just stop. I am trying to call a match.
JR: Thunderous, Big Boot by Hawk.
JL: Hawk is going for the tag.
JR: There is the tag.
JR: Animal is in now.
JR: Big Gorilla Press Slam.
JL: Devon, Smack him.
JR: What a clothesline and irish whip combo.
JL: hah.. good punch buh buh!
JR: Buh Buh just tagged in.
JR: What a drop kick by Funk.
JL: He is just some old crazy idiot!
JL: Great now the crazier one is in!
JR: Cactus Clothesline by Mankind.
JR: Mankind and Devon are arguing outside the ring.
JL: Mankind is not allowed to do that. Devon isn't the legal man.
JR: Devon got in Mankinds face first King.
JL: Don't justify for that idiot.
JL: Yeah, grab that freak Animal.
JR: Stop it King.
Jr: Giant Back body drop on Mankind.
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JR: Mankind rammed animal right into the ropes.
JL: Mankind is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
JR: Right hooks by Mankind to animal.
JR: Flurry of offensive moves by Mankind.
JR:Running knee to the face of animal by Mankind.
JL: Yeah, get him Devon.
JR: It looks like the Dudley's are going to give Mankind the 3D.
JR: The 3D is one of the most devastating move in pro-wrestling.
JL: Hah.. They spiked Mankind with that 3D.
JR: Mankind might be hurt from that.
JL: Dont jinx it JR.
JR: L.O.D getting the offence over the Dudley Boyz.
JR: It looks like they are setting up for the Doomsday Device. The Doomsday Device is maybe the only tag team move that is more devastating then the 3D.
JL: The 3D is so much better than the Doomsday. Come on get out of it Buh Buh.
JR: There we go, they got the Doomsday Device.
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JR: L.O.D got the three count.
JL: They must have cheated because the Dudleys are unbeatable.
JR: Hawk and Animal retain the tag team titles.
JR: Next we have Evan Bourne vs. Tyson Kid for the X-Division Title.
Taz: The following match is for the X-Division Title. First from Calgary, Alberta.
Taz:The challenger Tyson Kid.
JR: Tyson Kid is the last graduate of the Hart family Dungeon.
JL: What does that prove he got beat up by a geezer named Stu Hart.
JR: Enough of that King. Speaking of Hart, and the dungeon, Bret Hart is going to have a match at the Freedomania event on Wrestling Figs Forum Pay Per View.
Taz: From St. Louis, Missouri, the X-Division Champion...
Taz:Evan "Air" Bourne.
JR: These two men are great wrestlers and both are great at acrobatic, drastic, risk takers.
JL: Hah.. Look at that weirdo in that shirt..
JR: Are fans are good people and that fan isn't a weirdo he isn't wearing a Jerry "the King" Lawler shirt.
JL: Why are you always so one sided and rude to me.
JR: Jerry you are like the pot calling the kettle black.
JL: What does that even mean?
JL: Whatever "King" lets just go and call the match now!
JR: Bourne puts out his hand in a sign of respect for Tyson. It is nice seeing respect around here, most people don't show respect to their fellow colleagues.. Right Jerry!
JL: What do you mean by that?
JR: Forget it!
JR: Both men pull each other in closer.
JL: Face to Face.. Nose to Nose.
JR: These two men are trading insults to won another.
JL: I think this might be the best thing the Hart family have done. Nice pieface.
JR: Stiff kick by Bourne to Kidd.
JL: That was a great big chop.
JR: Big set of chops by Kidd. Bourne probably has a hurt chest after that.
JR: Bourne placing Kidd into the corner after those hard set of chops.
JL: These are some hard kicks but I can kick harder.
JR: I am not going to even acknowledge what you just said.
JR: Bourne drops Kidd with that super kick.
JR:We must be having some technical issues with our lighting. Bourne is as white as a ghost.
JL: If Evan is a ghost you must be the wolf man.
JR: Good one, real original.
JR: Springboard moonsault by Bourne.
JL: Just like this match and the commentary, Me and Evan Bourne have been dominating both!
JR: Another modified moonsault, and the lights are turned on to bright again.
JR: Bourne going for a pin.
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JR: Kickout by Kidd.
JL: That was a very near fall.
JR: Both men are on there feet.
JL: Evan just missed with his superkick.
JR: Kidd strikes with a hard elbow to Bourne's shoulder.
JL: Not just one elbow but a barrage of them Good Ol' JR.
JR: Headlock put on by Kidd. and please someone from production please fix the house lights.
JR: There we go that looks good, and Kidd twists around Bourne.
JR: Holly Cow! Tyson Kidd just pulled out a new move of his. I have seen it before, it is called the Chaos Theory.
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JR: Kidd breaks the count.
JL: Speaking of Chaos Theory isn't that what your life is?
JR: Again I am not acknowledging you. Kidd plants Bourne on his face.
JR: Pin attempt.
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JR: Bourne kicks out again.
JL: Good job Tyson. Tell that ref off!
JR: Just like the lights you are annoying me King.
JR: Bourne looks like he is setting up a backwards hurricanrana.
JR: BAH GAWD KING! Both men just went over the top rope.
JR: These men are putting there bodies on the line in this match.
JR: Evan Bourne fakes the dive to Kidd.
JL: Evan is leaping out for a hurricanrana.
JR: Kidd reversed the hurricanrana into a powerbomb onto the hardest part of the ring's canvas.
JR: Kidd is setting up for a springboard move.
JL: Springboard elbow to be exact.
JR: Headlock takeover by Kidd.
JL: Bourne gets a leg lock on the head Kidd.
JR: Possible piledriver.
JL:Look at the strength of Tyson, he lifted Bourne.
JR:Bourne very high up in the air right now.
JR:Bourne twist through Kidd into a crushing arm bar take over.
JL: Will Kidd tap?
JR:Kidd gets to the ropes.
JL: This match has just been some non-stop great wrestling.
JR:Kidd caught Bourne with that kick.
JR:Kidd just got the devastating submission move on Bourne. The Sharpshooter!
JL: Born has to tap. This move is just excruciating. My piledriver is better though.
[/URL] JR:Bourne is about to tap.
JR: Bourne got to the rope.
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JL:Kidd is arguing with the ref. He is a true Hart because they all start arguments.
JR: Kidd might be going for a piledriver.
JR: OH GAWD! It looks like Kidd went for his patinant Canadian Destroyer, and Bourne reversed it into some move where he spiked Kidd onto his head.
JL: It looks like Evan is going up to the top rope.
JL: Giant shooting star press onto Kidd by Bourne that he calls the Airbourne.
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JR: Evan Bourne retains the X-Division Title.
JR:We can both agree that this was a great match.
JL: For once your right.
JR:What a great match and a great ending for a handshake.
JR: Just to remind you on the Wrestling Figs forums we are having a match between those two men. Christian and Bret Hart.
JR: There is the current booker of GWV, Jim Cornette.
JL: What does he have to say?
Jim Cornette: Since, Undertaker won the GWV World Heavyweight Championship and beat Abdullah the Butcher we need to find a new #1 Contender for the GWV World Championship. I have chose four competitors to have a non elimination four way dance for the #1 Contender spot and they will face the Undertaker next show.
JC:First Matt Morgan
Matt Morgan: I wish I could say thank you to you Jim, but my contract isn't certain and I know I deserve the #1 contender shot just because I am Matt Morgan!
Christian: Lets calm down big buddy. How is the weather up there? We all know that Captain Charisma can beat you and whoever else you put in front of me and the Peeps. I am going to beat Bret at Freedomania as well as I am going to beat that dead Zombie freak Undertaker.
Christian:Easy Big Fellow.
Ezekiel Jackson:Don't look at me little man, and big man I will crush both of you with one hand and You will all fall to me. I am the Personification of Domination.
Edge: AHEM! I am the Rated R Superstar, and the Ultimate Opportunist. I am the person who should be the #1 Contender. Thanks
JC:While it looks like we have a great Main Event ahead of this.
JR: Next up we have Jake Roberts vs. Brian Pillman.
JL: Great a drunk vs. a Maniac
JR: Enough of that. Both men are in the ring.
JL:I wonder if Pillman can smell the Jack Daniel's off of that serpents mouth.
JR: A round of punches traded from each man to one another.
JL:If Jake hits the DDT it is over for Pillman and right back to the looney bin.
JR: That DDT is a stunning move but Pillman isn't a lunatic.
JR: The DDT was a countered by a Northern Light Suplex by a quick Pillman.
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JR: Jake kicked out with that cover.
JL: That drunk stole my piledriver!
JR: You have might have used it but it looks like Jake can use it to his advantage too.
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JL: Well obviously he can't hit it with full effect if Pillman kicked out.
JR:Jake is arguing with the ref.
JR:Dropkick dropping Roberts.
CROWD: WOO!
JR:Pillman grabbing Roberts arm.
JL: Irish Whip!
JR:Jake going over Pillman.
JL: Instead of the alcohol going to Jakes head Pillman's feet did. Hah!
JR: Enough of that. Possible suplex for Pillman.
JR: Suplex into a pinning predicament.
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JR:Kickout from Jake.
JL:Looney Toons is going up.
JR:Wait who is that!
JR:This match is ruined by this man whoever it is.
JL:I like him.
JR:Look at that strength of this man. He just hurled Pillman at Roberts.
JL:HAH! He just launched that ref.
JR:Giant European uppercut by this man in the red trunks. I think I have seen him before.Is that Claudio?
JR:Swiss Death that is definitely Claudio Castagnoli!
JR:Claudio sensing Pillman behind him and caught him with that giant boot!
JL:What a great athlete. I like him.
Claudio Castagnoli:EH! As most of you know my name is Claudio Castagnoli. I just made an example of two of your wrestlers from GWV. I am in GWV now. I shall beat anyone thrown in front of me. I am the King of Wrestling!
JL:All hail the King! oh wait I am the King! Maybe Claudio isn't that good after all.
JR:Hypocrite.
JR: I am just reminding you on July 4th on Wrestling Figs Forums GWV will have Christian vs. Bret Hart in the Canadian Portion of "FREEDOMANIA".
JR:Well the next match is for the Hardcore title. We don't know who the opponent who Abyss's opponent is though.
JR:Well it looks like our questions of who Abyss is facing for the Hardcore championship. The Sandman!
JL: This guy is very looney and a drunk. Not a good combo.
JR:What is Abyss doing, coming out backwards.
JR:As the American Dream used to say he is bringing down some Plunder with him.
JL:I think this whole division is immoral and wrong.
JR: Sandman hits Abyss with a hard kendo stick shot.
JL:I should go on strike to stop the Hardcore division.
JR: I agree so I can just call the matches in peace.
JL: Just for that reason I am not leaving from this match.
JR:Abyss reversing that Side white Russian Leg sweep.
JL:Abyss just hit that drunk in the head with that fire extinguisher.
JR:Abyss with a hard clothesline and he stole Sandmans caine.
JL:He must've broke his head there.
JR:Hard boot to the face.
JL:Great.. He grabbed the barbwire 2x4!
JR:Low blow to Abyss.
JR:DDT onto the metal crash bin.
JL:Oh God! The Drunk has the barbwire now.
JR: Ouch. What a Violent shot.
JR:Hard clothesline by Abyss.
JL:Great now that idiot Abyss is going outside of the ring. If he comes over here I will cold clock him.
JR:You couldn't knock out a five year old.
JR:Enough King.Business is picking up. Abyss grabbed a Barbwire board.
JR:What is he doing near the crowd.
JR:Abyss grabbing chairs from the fans.
JL:Abyss just caught Sandman in mid air and slammed him down.
JR:Sandman must be hurting after that.
JR:That ring is loaded with chairs now.
JR:Sandman grabbing that crutch.
JL:What is Abyss building! What a sicko.
JR:That crutch shot wasn't very effective to Absys by Sandman.
JR:BLACK HOLE SLAM!
JL:What is in the bag JR?
JR:By gawd. Abyss put Thumbtacks onto that barbwire board.
JL:What is he going for?
JR:Shock treatment onto the bed of barbed wire and thumbtacks.
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JR:Abyss retains the title.
JL:Great now we can have a real match.
JR:Well folks we have the main event Four Way Fray next between these four men.
T:First coming to the ring from Fairfield, Connecticut."TheBlueprint" Matt Morgan.
T:The next competitor is from Orangeville,Ontario,Canada. "Captain Charisma" Christian.
T:The next competitor is from Guyana, South America. Ezekiel Jackson.
T:Lastly also from Orangeville,Ontario,Canada."The Rated R Superstar" Edge.
JR:This #1 Contenders match is just about to get underway.
JL:These two bulls are charging at each other.
JR:They lock up.
JL:Those two bug men spill over the top rope.
JR:The two best friends from Orangeville shake hands while the two behemoths are laid out on the floor.
JL:Hah Edge just B@tch slapped Christian.
JR:Christian does not look happy.
JR:Double leg takedown by Christian.
JL:Rights and Lefts by Christian. So called best friends hey JR.
JR:Spear into the post by Morgan.
JL:Stiff forearm to Jackson.
JL:Jackson just dodged the Carbon Footprint.
JR:It looks like Morgan got hurt by that King.
JR:Jackson coming back into the ring now.
JL:Elbow to Christians head by Zeke.
JR:Zeke setting up a power bomb.
JL:Edge gets out of the powerbomb.
JR:Right hands by Edge.
